| ZIPLOC
BAGS |
male, because
they hold everything in, but you can always see right
through them |
| SWISS ARMY KNIFE
|
male, because even though
it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends
most of its time just opening bottles. |
| KIDNEYS |
female, because they always
go to the bathroom in pairs. |
| SHOE |
male, because it is usually
unpolished, with its tongue hanging out. |
| COPIER |
female, because once turned
off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective
reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed.
Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are
pushed. |
| TIRE |
male, because it goes bald
and often is over
inflated.
|
| HOT AIR BALLOON
|
male, because to get it
to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and,
of course, there's the hot air part. |
| SPONGES |
female, because they are
soft and squeezable and retain water. |
| WEB PAGE |
female, because it is always
getting hit on. |
| SUBWAY |
Male, because it uses the
same old lines to pick people up. |
| HOURGLASS |
female, because over time,
the weight shifts to the bottom. |
| HAMMER |
Male, because it hasn't
evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy
to have around. |
| REMOTE
CONTROL |
Female... Ha! You thought
I'd say male. But consider it gives a man pleasure, he'd
be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the
right buttons to push, he keeps trying. |
