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The Drunken Irishman
An
Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender
finally said that the bar is closing, so the Irishman
stood up and started to leave. Without taking a step,
the Irishman fell flat on his face. He tried to stand
one more time... same result. He figured he'd crawl outside
and get some fresh air and maybe that would sober him
up. Once outside, he stood up and fell again. He decided
that he might as well crawl the 4 blocks to his home.
When he arrived at the door, he stood up, but fell again
flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into
his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more
time to stand up again. This time he managed to pull himself
upright, but he quickly fell right into bed, sound asleep
as soon as his head hit the pillow.
The next morning, his wife woke him,
shouting... "So, you've been out drinking again!!". "What
makes you say that?" He asked, putting on an innocent
look. Not falling for it, she looked him straight in the
eye and said...
"The pub called this morning,
you left your wheelchair there again!!"
Moral: Drink, but to the limit you drink.
Don't drink to the level of forgetting you. |
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